Printer's Devil: The funny side of print
John Milton says, "Ink is the blood of the printing-press". But it's actually alcohol that makes it run.
24 Jul 2013 | 2558 Views | By Ramu Ramanathan
Thoreau says "Before printing was discovered, a century was equal to a thousand years." Now they say something similar about the sms.
There is so little real news these days that I have started reading 50-year-old newspapers from the archives. I feel in touch with reality. Less disconnected.
I guess I will continue to read a book till some smart publisher puts a zillion ads in it.
So have you heard of anyone buying stock in truth, recently?
Which reminds me, we must start a A Data Chamber of Lying. This can be a vocational guidance course that can be downloaded via high-speed broadband. We could use variable data print to differentiate the liars from the non liars.
A friend's wife is pregnant. She says she is in touch with her soon-to-be-born child through an automated workflow through which she can upload files and interact with it.
I am planning to start a yawnline business. This is because I think money has missed out on the profitability of sleep. Printers should invest in it. After 3-D print, web-to-print and cloud-based solutions, Sleep on Demand Printing will be the next big thing.